| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 21-1 v Herne BayTooting & Mitcham United 1-1 Herne Bay | Ryman League Division One South |
| 2 | Mon 15 Aug 2016 | 23-2 v Chatham TownChatham Town 2-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 20-1 v East PrestonTooting & Mitcham United 0-1 East Preston | Emirates FA Cup Preliminary Round |
| 4 | Sat 27 Aug 2016 | 62-1 v Dorking WanderersTooting & Mitcham United 2-1 Dorking Wanderers | Ryman League Division One South |
| 5 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 53-3 v Corinthian-CasualsCorinthian-Casuals 3-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 6 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 62-1 v HorshamTooting & Mitcham United 2-1 Horsham | Ryman League Division One South |
| 7 | Tue 6 Sep 2016 | 63-1 v WhyteleafeWhyteleafe 1-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 8 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 62-2 v GuernseyTooting & Mitcham United 2-2 Guernsey | Ryman League Division One South |
| 9 | Sat 1 Oct 2016 | 60-2 v Hythe TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-2 Hythe Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 10 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 62-0 v Norwich UnitedNorwich United 0-2 Tooting & Mitcham United | FA Trophy Preliminary Round |
| 11 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 60-0 v LewesTooting & Mitcham United 0-0 Lewes | Ryman League Division One South |
| 12 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 63-1 v SittingbourneSittingbourne 1-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 13 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 22-4 v Dunstable TownTooting & Mitcham United 2-4 Dunstable Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 14 | Tue 1 Nov 2016 | 24-3 v Chatham TownTooting & Mitcham United 4-3 Chatham Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 15 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 64-0 v Cray WanderersTooting & Mitcham United 4-0 Cray Wanderers | Ryman League Division One South |
| 16 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 51-0 v Godalming TownTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Godalming Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 17 | Wed 30 Nov 2016 | 56-0 v GuernseyGuernsey 0-6 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 18 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 51-0 v Faversham TownTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Faversham Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 19 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 52-3 v Greenwich BoroughGreenwich Borough 3-2 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 20 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 50-4 v Hastings UnitedTooting & Mitcham United 0-4 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 21 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 51-1 v Carshalton AthleticCarshalton Athletic 1-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 22 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 52-1 v WhyteleafeTooting & Mitcham United 2-1 Whyteleafe | Ryman League Division One South |
| 23 | Tue 10 Jan 2017 | 64-0 v Hythe TownHythe Town 0-4 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 24 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 55-2 v East Grinstead TownTooting & Mitcham United 5-2 East Grinstead Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 25 | Sat 28 Jan 2017 | 51-0 v Greenwich BoroughTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Greenwich Borough | Ryman League Division One South |
| 26 | Sat 4 Feb 2017 | 54-1 v Herne BayHerne Bay 1-4 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 27 | Sat 11 Feb 2017 | 52-0 v SittingbourneTooting & Mitcham United 2-0 Sittingbourne | Ryman League Division One South |
| 28 | Sat 18 Feb 2017 | 55-1 v LewesLewes 1-5 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 29 | Wed 22 Feb 2017 | 54-1 v Cray WanderersCray Wanderers 1-4 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 30 | Sat 25 Feb 2017 | 53-0 v Godalming TownGodalming Town 0-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 31 | Sat 11 Mar 2017 | 51-0 v Hastings UnitedHastings United 0-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 32 | Sat 18 Mar 2017 | 52-0 v Walton CasualsTooting & Mitcham United 2-0 Walton Casuals | Ryman League Division One South |
| 33 | Sat 25 Mar 2017 | 50-2 v HorshamHorsham 2-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 34 | Sat 1 Apr 2017 | 52-0 v South ParkTooting & Mitcham United 2-0 South Park | Ryman League Division One South |
| 35 | Sat 8 Apr 2017 | 51-0 v Three BridgesTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Three Bridges | Ryman League Division One South |
| 36 | Sat 15 Apr 2017 | 51-1 v RamsgateRamsgate 1-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 37 | Mon 17 Apr 2017 | 51-0 v Carshalton AthleticTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Carshalton Athletic | Ryman League Division One South |
| 38 | Sat 22 Apr 2017 | 50-1 v Dorking WanderersDorking Wanderers 1-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
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