| 1 | Tue 13 Sep 2016 | 20-3 v Staines TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-3 Staines Town | Alan Turvey Trophy First Round |
| 2 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 23-2 v RamsgateTooting & Mitcham United 3-2 Ramsgate | Ryman League Division One South |
| 3 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 42-2 v GuernseyTooting & Mitcham United 2-2 Guernsey | Ryman League Division One South |
| 4 | Sat 1 Oct 2016 | 40-2 v Hythe TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-2 Hythe Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 5 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 42-0 v Norwich UnitedNorwich United 0-2 Tooting & Mitcham United | FA Trophy Preliminary Round |
| 6 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 40-0 v LewesTooting & Mitcham United 0-0 Lewes | Ryman League Division One South |
| 7 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 43-1 v SittingbourneSittingbourne 1-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 8 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 42-4 v Dunstable TownTooting & Mitcham United 2-4 Dunstable Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 9 | Tue 1 Nov 2016 | 144-3 v Chatham TownTooting & Mitcham United 4-3 Chatham Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 10 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 44-0 v Cray WanderersTooting & Mitcham United 4-0 Cray Wanderers | Ryman League Division One South |
| 11 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 41-0 v Godalming TownTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Godalming Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 12 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 48-2 v MoleseyTooting & Mitcham United 8-2 Molesey | Ryman League Division One South |
| 13 | Wed 30 Nov 2016 | 46-0 v GuernseyGuernsey 0-6 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 14 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 41-0 v Faversham TownTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Faversham Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 15 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 42-3 v Greenwich BoroughGreenwich Borough 3-2 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 16 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 43-4 v Walton CasualsWalton Casuals 4-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 17 | Sat 18 Mar 2017 | 152-0 v Walton CasualsTooting & Mitcham United 2-0 Walton Casuals | Ryman League Division One South |
| 18 | Sat 25 Mar 2017 | 20-2 v HorshamHorsham 2-0 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 19 | Sat 15 Apr 2017 | 151-1 v RamsgateRamsgate 1-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
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