| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 91-1 v Herne BayTooting & Mitcham United 1-1 Herne Bay | Ryman League Division One South |
| 2 | Mon 15 Aug 2016 | 93-2 v Chatham TownChatham Town 2-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 90-1 v East PrestonTooting & Mitcham United 0-1 East Preston | Emirates FA Cup Preliminary Round |
| 4 | Sat 27 Aug 2016 | 92-1 v Dorking WanderersTooting & Mitcham United 2-1 Dorking Wanderers | Ryman League Division One South |
| 5 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 93-3 v Corinthian-CasualsCorinthian-Casuals 3-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 6 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 92-1 v HorshamTooting & Mitcham United 2-1 Horsham | Ryman League Division One South |
| 7 | Tue 6 Sep 2016 | 93-1 v WhyteleafeWhyteleafe 1-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 8 | Tue 13 Sep 2016 | 140-3 v Staines TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-3 Staines Town | Alan Turvey Trophy First Round |
| 9 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 93-2 v RamsgateTooting & Mitcham United 3-2 Ramsgate | Ryman League Division One South |
| 10 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 92-2 v GuernseyTooting & Mitcham United 2-2 Guernsey | Ryman League Division One South |
| 11 | Sat 1 Oct 2016 | 160-2 v Hythe TownTooting & Mitcham United 0-2 Hythe Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 12 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 92-0 v Norwich UnitedNorwich United 0-2 Tooting & Mitcham United | FA Trophy Preliminary Round |
| 13 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 100-0 v LewesTooting & Mitcham United 0-0 Lewes | Ryman League Division One South |
| 14 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 93-1 v SittingbourneSittingbourne 1-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 15 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 92-4 v Dunstable TownTooting & Mitcham United 2-4 Dunstable Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 16 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 141-0 v Godalming TownTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Godalming Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 17 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 98-2 v MoleseyTooting & Mitcham United 8-2 Molesey | Ryman League Division One South |
| 18 | Wed 30 Nov 2016 | 76-0 v GuernseyGuernsey 0-6 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 19 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 121-0 v Faversham TownTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Faversham Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 20 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 113-4 v Walton CasualsWalton Casuals 4-3 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 21 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 110-4 v Hastings UnitedTooting & Mitcham United 0-4 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 22 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 71-1 v Carshalton AthleticCarshalton Athletic 1-1 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 23 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 152-1 v WhyteleafeTooting & Mitcham United 2-1 Whyteleafe | Ryman League Division One South |
| 24 | Mon 2 Jan 2017 | 73-1 v Corinthian-CasualsTooting & Mitcham United 3-1 Corinthian-Casuals | Ryman League Division One South |
| 25 | Tue 10 Jan 2017 | 74-0 v Hythe TownHythe Town 0-4 Tooting & Mitcham United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 26 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 75-2 v East Grinstead TownTooting & Mitcham United 5-2 East Grinstead Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 27 | Sat 28 Jan 2017 | 71-0 v Greenwich BoroughTooting & Mitcham United 1-0 Greenwich Borough | Ryman League Division One South |
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