| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 76-1 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 1-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 70-2 v Folkestone InvictaStaines Town 0-2 Folkestone Invicta | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 73-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 3-2 Billericay Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Tue 23 Aug 2016 | 70-2 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 2-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 27 Aug 2016 | 70-2 v KingstonianStaines Town 0-2 Kingstonian | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 72-2 v Grays AthleticGrays Athletic 2-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 7 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 152-1 v Lowestoft TownStaines Town 2-1 Lowestoft Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 71-0 v Maidenhead UnitedStaines Town 1-0 Maidenhead United | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 9 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 72-2 v Enfield TownStaines Town 2-2 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Sat 24 Sep 2016 | 71-1 v Havant & WaterloovilleHavant & Waterlooville 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Tue 13 Dec 2016 | 153-5 v WorthingWorthing 5-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 91-2 v Burgess Hill TownStaines Town 1-2 Burgess Hill Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 13 | Mon 2 Jan 2017 | 153-0 v Grays AthleticStaines Town 3-0 Grays Athletic | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 4 Feb 2017 | 120-2 v Harlow TownStaines Town 0-2 Harlow Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 11 Feb 2017 | 151-0 v LeistonLeiston 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 18 Feb 2017 | 34-0 v AFC SudburyStaines Town 4-0 AFC Sudbury | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 17 | Sat 25 Feb 2017 | 34-0 v WorthingStaines Town 4-0 Worthing | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 18 Mar 2017 | 33-3 v Burgess Hill TownBurgess Hill Town 3-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 19 | Tue 21 Mar 2017 | 20-0 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 0-0 Harrow Borough | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 20 | Sat 25 Mar 2017 | 30-0 v Harrow BoroughHarrow Borough 0-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 21 | Sat 1 Apr 2017 | 34-1 v Needham MarketStaines Town 4-1 Needham Market | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 22 | Sat 8 Apr 2017 | 31-1 v Canvey IslandStaines Town 1-1 Canvey Island | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 23 | Mon 17 Apr 2017 | 30-1 v Wingate & FinchleyStaines Town 0-1 Wingate & Finchley | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 22 Apr 2017 | 21-1 v HendonHendon 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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