| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 26-1 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 1-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 20-2 v Folkestone InvictaStaines Town 0-2 Folkestone Invicta | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 23-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 3-2 Billericay Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Tue 23 Aug 2016 | 20-2 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 2-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 27 Aug 2016 | 20-2 v KingstonianStaines Town 0-2 Kingstonian | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 22-2 v Grays AthleticGrays Athletic 2-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 7 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 24-0 v Godalming TownStaines Town 4-0 Godalming Town | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 8 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 22-1 v Lowestoft TownStaines Town 2-1 Lowestoft Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 81-0 v Maidenhead UnitedStaines Town 1-0 Maidenhead United | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 10 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 22-2 v Enfield TownStaines Town 2-2 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 22-3 v LeistonStaines Town 2-3 Leiston | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Tue 11 Oct 2016 | 43-4 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 3-4 Harrow Borough | Alan Turvey Trophy Second Round |
| 13 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 40-1 v Harlow TownHarlow Town 1-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 14 | Tue 18 Oct 2016 | 40-2 v Bognor Regis TownStaines Town 0-2 Bognor Regis Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 43-2 v Metropolitan PoliceStaines Town 3-2 Metropolitan Police | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 21-4 v Basingstoke TownStaines Town 1-4 Basingstoke Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 17 | Tue 1 Nov 2016 | 22-0 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 2-0 Dulwich Hamlet | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 21-3 v AFC SudburyAFC Sudbury 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 12 Nov 2016 | 156-0 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 0-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 20 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 153-0 v MersthamStaines Town 3-0 Merstham | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 21 | Tue 29 Nov 2016 | 81-2 v Enfield TownEnfield Town 2-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 22 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 71-4 v Havant & WaterloovilleStaines Town 1-4 Havant & Waterlooville | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 23 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 71-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 62-1 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 1-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 25 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 51-2 v Burgess Hill TownStaines Town 1-2 Burgess Hill Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 26 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 51-1 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 27 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 53-2 v HendonStaines Town 3-2 Hendon | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 28 | Mon 2 Jan 2017 | 53-0 v Grays AthleticStaines Town 3-0 Grays Athletic | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 29 | Sat 7 Jan 2017 | 62-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 30 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 51-1 v Needham MarketNeedham Market 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 31 | Sat 4 Feb 2017 | 60-2 v Harlow TownStaines Town 0-2 Harlow Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 32 | Sat 11 Feb 2017 | 61-0 v LeistonLeiston 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 33 | Sat 18 Feb 2017 | 64-0 v AFC SudburyStaines Town 4-0 AFC Sudbury | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 34 | Sat 25 Feb 2017 | 64-0 v WorthingStaines Town 4-0 Worthing | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 35 | Sat 11 Mar 2017 | 61-1 v Tonbridge AngelsStaines Town 1-1 Tonbridge Angels | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 36 | Sat 18 Mar 2017 | 63-3 v Burgess Hill TownBurgess Hill Town 3-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 37 | Tue 21 Mar 2017 | 60-0 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 0-0 Harrow Borough | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 38 | Sat 25 Mar 2017 | 60-0 v Harrow BoroughHarrow Borough 0-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 39 | Sat 1 Apr 2017 | 64-1 v Needham MarketStaines Town 4-1 Needham Market | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 40 | Sat 8 Apr 2017 | 61-1 v Canvey IslandStaines Town 1-1 Canvey Island | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 41 | Sat 15 Apr 2017 | 63-1 v Lowestoft TownLowestoft Town 1-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 42 | Mon 17 Apr 2017 | 60-1 v Wingate & FinchleyStaines Town 0-1 Wingate & Finchley | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 43 | Sat 22 Apr 2017 | 61-1 v HendonHendon 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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