| 1 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 100-1 v Harlow TownHarlow Town 1-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 18 Oct 2016 | 80-2 v Bognor Regis TownStaines Town 0-2 Bognor Regis Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 73-2 v Metropolitan PoliceStaines Town 3-2 Metropolitan Police | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 71-4 v Basingstoke TownStaines Town 1-4 Basingstoke Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 5 | Tue 1 Nov 2016 | 72-0 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 2-0 Dulwich Hamlet | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 71-3 v AFC SudburyAFC Sudbury 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 7 | Sat 12 Nov 2016 | 76-0 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 0-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 73-0 v MersthamStaines Town 3-0 Merstham | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 9 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 72-5 v LeatherheadStaines Town 2-5 Leatherhead | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Tue 29 Nov 2016 | 71-2 v Enfield TownEnfield Town 2-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 141-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 162-1 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 1-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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