| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 106-1 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 1-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 100-2 v Folkestone InvictaStaines Town 0-2 Folkestone Invicta | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 103-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 3-2 Billericay Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Tue 23 Aug 2016 | 100-2 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 2-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 27 Aug 2016 | 100-2 v KingstonianStaines Town 0-2 Kingstonian | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 74-0 v Godalming TownStaines Town 4-0 Godalming Town | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 7 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 72-1 v Lowestoft TownStaines Town 2-1 Lowestoft Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 141-0 v Maidenhead UnitedStaines Town 1-0 Maidenhead United | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 9 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 82-2 v Enfield TownStaines Town 2-2 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Wed 28 Sep 2016 | 101-0 v LeatherheadLeatherhead 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 1 Oct 2016 | 140-2 v Chesham UnitedChesham United 2-0 Staines Town | Emirates FA Cup Third Qualifying Round |
| 12 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 72-3 v LeistonStaines Town 2-3 Leiston | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 13 | Tue 11 Oct 2016 | 73-4 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 3-4 Harrow Borough | Alan Turvey Trophy Second Round |
| 14 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 140-1 v Harlow TownHarlow Town 1-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Tue 18 Oct 2016 | 100-2 v Bognor Regis TownStaines Town 0-2 Bognor Regis Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 141-4 v Basingstoke TownStaines Town 1-4 Basingstoke Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 17 | Tue 1 Nov 2016 | 142-0 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 2-0 Dulwich Hamlet | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 141-3 v AFC SudburyAFC Sudbury 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 12 Nov 2016 | 126-0 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 0-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 20 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 142-5 v LeatherheadStaines Town 2-5 Leatherhead | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 21 | Tue 29 Nov 2016 | 151-2 v Enfield TownEnfield Town 2-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 22 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 142-1 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 1-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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