| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 96-1 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 1-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 90-2 v Folkestone InvictaStaines Town 0-2 Folkestone Invicta | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 93-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 3-2 Billericay Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Tue 23 Aug 2016 | 90-2 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 2-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 142-2 v Grays AthleticGrays Athletic 2-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 94-0 v Godalming TownStaines Town 4-0 Godalming Town | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 7 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 92-1 v Lowestoft TownStaines Town 2-1 Lowestoft Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 91-0 v Maidenhead UnitedStaines Town 1-0 Maidenhead United | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 9 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 92-2 v Enfield TownStaines Town 2-2 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Sat 24 Sep 2016 | 91-1 v Havant & WaterloovilleHavant & Waterlooville 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Wed 28 Sep 2016 | 91-0 v LeatherheadLeatherhead 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Sat 1 Oct 2016 | 90-2 v Chesham UnitedChesham United 2-0 Staines Town | Emirates FA Cup Third Qualifying Round |
| 13 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 92-3 v LeistonStaines Town 2-3 Leiston | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 14 | Tue 11 Oct 2016 | 93-4 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 3-4 Harrow Borough | Alan Turvey Trophy Second Round |
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