| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 86-1 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 1-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 80-2 v Folkestone InvictaStaines Town 0-2 Folkestone Invicta | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 83-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 3-2 Billericay Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Tue 23 Aug 2016 | 80-2 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 2-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 27 Aug 2016 | 80-2 v KingstonianStaines Town 0-2 Kingstonian | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 82-2 v Grays AthleticGrays Athletic 2-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 7 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 84-0 v Godalming TownStaines Town 4-0 Godalming Town | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 8 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 82-1 v Lowestoft TownStaines Town 2-1 Lowestoft Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 141-4 v Havant & WaterloovilleStaines Town 1-4 Havant & Waterlooville | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 131-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 152-1 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 1-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Tue 13 Dec 2016 | 93-5 v WorthingWorthing 5-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 13 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 71-1 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 73-2 v HendonStaines Town 3-2 Hendon | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Mon 2 Jan 2017 | 73-0 v Grays AthleticStaines Town 3-0 Grays Athletic | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 7 Jan 2017 | 72-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 17 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 71-1 v Needham MarketNeedham Market 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 4 Feb 2017 | 70-2 v Harlow TownStaines Town 0-2 Harlow Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 11 Feb 2017 | 71-0 v LeistonLeiston 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 20 | Sat 18 Feb 2017 | 74-0 v AFC SudburyStaines Town 4-0 AFC Sudbury | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 21 | Sat 25 Feb 2017 | 74-0 v WorthingStaines Town 4-0 Worthing | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 22 | Sat 11 Mar 2017 | 71-1 v Tonbridge AngelsStaines Town 1-1 Tonbridge Angels | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 23 | Sat 18 Mar 2017 | 73-3 v Burgess Hill TownBurgess Hill Town 3-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 24 | Tue 21 Mar 2017 | 70-0 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 0-0 Harrow Borough | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 25 | Sat 1 Apr 2017 | 124-1 v Needham MarketStaines Town 4-1 Needham Market | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 26 | Sat 8 Apr 2017 | 141-1 v Canvey IslandStaines Town 1-1 Canvey Island | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 27 | Sat 15 Apr 2017 | 73-1 v Lowestoft TownLowestoft Town 1-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 28 | Mon 17 Apr 2017 | 80-1 v Wingate & FinchleyStaines Town 0-1 Wingate & Finchley | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 29 | Sat 22 Apr 2017 | 71-1 v HendonHendon 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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