| 1 | Sat 20 Aug 2016 | 33-2 v Billericay TownStaines Town 3-2 Billericay Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Tue 23 Aug 2016 | 30-2 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 2-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 27 Aug 2016 | 30-2 v KingstonianStaines Town 0-2 Kingstonian | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 32-2 v Grays AthleticGrays Athletic 2-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 34-0 v Godalming TownStaines Town 4-0 Godalming Town | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 6 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 32-1 v Lowestoft TownStaines Town 2-1 Lowestoft Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 7 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 31-0 v Maidenhead UnitedStaines Town 1-0 Maidenhead United | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 8 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 32-2 v Enfield TownStaines Town 2-2 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 24 Sep 2016 | 31-1 v Havant & WaterloovilleHavant & Waterlooville 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Wed 28 Sep 2016 | 31-0 v LeatherheadLeatherhead 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 1 Oct 2016 | 30-2 v Chesham UnitedChesham United 2-0 Staines Town | Emirates FA Cup Third Qualifying Round |
| 12 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 32-3 v LeistonStaines Town 2-3 Leiston | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 13 | Tue 11 Oct 2016 | 33-4 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 3-4 Harrow Borough | Alan Turvey Trophy Second Round |
| 14 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 30-1 v Harlow TownHarlow Town 1-0 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Tue 18 Oct 2016 | 30-2 v Bognor Regis TownStaines Town 0-2 Bognor Regis Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 33-2 v Metropolitan PoliceStaines Town 3-2 Metropolitan Police | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 17 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 161-3 v AFC SudburyAFC Sudbury 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 12 Nov 2016 | 36-0 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 0-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 33-0 v MersthamStaines Town 3-0 Merstham | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 20 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 32-5 v LeatherheadStaines Town 2-5 Leatherhead | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 21 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 31-4 v Havant & WaterloovilleStaines Town 1-4 Havant & Waterlooville | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 22 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 31-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 23 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 32-1 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 1-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 24 | Tue 13 Dec 2016 | 33-5 v WorthingWorthing 5-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 25 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 31-2 v Burgess Hill TownStaines Town 1-2 Burgess Hill Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 26 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 31-1 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 27 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 33-2 v HendonStaines Town 3-2 Hendon | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 28 | Mon 2 Jan 2017 | 33-0 v Grays AthleticStaines Town 3-0 Grays Athletic | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 29 | Sat 7 Jan 2017 | 32-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 30 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 31-1 v Needham MarketNeedham Market 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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