| 1 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 103-2 v Metropolitan PoliceStaines Town 3-2 Metropolitan Police | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 101-4 v Basingstoke TownStaines Town 1-4 Basingstoke Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 3 | Tue 1 Nov 2016 | 102-0 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 2-0 Dulwich Hamlet | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 101-3 v AFC SudburyAFC Sudbury 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 12 Nov 2016 | 106-0 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 0-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 103-0 v MersthamStaines Town 3-0 Merstham | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 7 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 102-5 v LeatherheadStaines Town 2-5 Leatherhead | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Tue 29 Nov 2016 | 101-2 v Enfield TownEnfield Town 2-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 101-4 v Havant & WaterloovilleStaines Town 1-4 Havant & Waterlooville | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 101-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 102-1 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 1-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Tue 13 Dec 2016 | 103-5 v WorthingWorthing 5-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 13 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 101-2 v Burgess Hill TownStaines Town 1-2 Burgess Hill Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 14 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 101-1 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 103-2 v HendonStaines Town 3-2 Hendon | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 7 Jan 2017 | 122-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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