| 1 | Tue 20 Sep 2016 | 152-2 v Enfield TownStaines Town 2-2 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Sat 24 Sep 2016 | 81-1 v Havant & WaterloovilleHavant & Waterlooville 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Wed 28 Sep 2016 | 81-0 v LeatherheadLeatherhead 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Sat 1 Oct 2016 | 80-2 v Chesham UnitedChesham United 2-0 Staines Town | Emirates FA Cup Third Qualifying Round |
| 5 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 82-3 v LeistonStaines Town 2-3 Leiston | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Tue 11 Oct 2016 | 83-4 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 3-4 Harrow Borough | Alan Turvey Trophy Second Round |
| 7 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 83-2 v Metropolitan PoliceStaines Town 3-2 Metropolitan Police | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 81-4 v Basingstoke TownStaines Town 1-4 Basingstoke Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 9 | Tue 1 Nov 2016 | 82-0 v Dulwich HamletStaines Town 2-0 Dulwich Hamlet | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 81-3 v AFC SudburyAFC Sudbury 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 12 Nov 2016 | 86-0 v Canvey IslandCanvey Island 0-6 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 83-0 v MersthamStaines Town 3-0 Merstham | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 13 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 82-5 v LeatherheadStaines Town 2-5 Leatherhead | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 81-4 v Havant & WaterloovilleStaines Town 1-4 Havant & Waterlooville | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Tue 6 Dec 2016 | 81-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 82-1 v Tonbridge AngelsTonbridge Angels 1-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 17 | Tue 13 Dec 2016 | 83-5 v WorthingWorthing 5-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 18 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 81-2 v Burgess Hill TownStaines Town 1-2 Burgess Hill Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 19 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 81-1 v Wingate & FinchleyWingate & Finchley 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 20 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 83-2 v HendonStaines Town 3-2 Hendon | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 21 | Mon 2 Jan 2017 | 83-0 v Grays AthleticStaines Town 3-0 Grays Athletic | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 22 | Sat 7 Jan 2017 | 82-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-2 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 23 | Sat 14 Jan 2017 | 81-1 v Needham MarketNeedham Market 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 4 Feb 2017 | 80-2 v Harlow TownStaines Town 0-2 Harlow Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 25 | Sat 11 Feb 2017 | 81-0 v LeistonLeiston 0-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 26 | Sat 18 Feb 2017 | 84-0 v AFC SudburyStaines Town 4-0 AFC Sudbury | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 27 | Sat 25 Feb 2017 | 84-0 v WorthingStaines Town 4-0 Worthing | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 28 | Sat 11 Mar 2017 | 81-1 v Tonbridge AngelsStaines Town 1-1 Tonbridge Angels | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 29 | Sat 18 Mar 2017 | 83-3 v Burgess Hill TownBurgess Hill Town 3-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 30 | Tue 21 Mar 2017 | 80-0 v Harrow BoroughStaines Town 0-0 Harrow Borough | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 31 | Sat 1 Apr 2017 | 84-1 v Needham MarketStaines Town 4-1 Needham Market | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 32 | Sat 8 Apr 2017 | 81-1 v Canvey IslandStaines Town 1-1 Canvey Island | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 33 | Sat 15 Apr 2017 | 83-1 v Lowestoft TownLowestoft Town 1-3 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 34 | Sat 22 Apr 2017 | 81-1 v HendonHendon 1-1 Staines Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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