| 1 | Sat 12 Aug 2023 | 8 5-1 v Aston VillaNewcastle United 5-1 Aston Villa | Premier League |
| 2 | Sat 19 Aug 2023 | 8 0-1 v Manchester CityManchester City 1-0 Newcastle United | Premier League |
| 3 | Sun 27 Aug 2023 | 81-2 v LiverpoolNewcastle United 1-2 Liverpool | Premier League |
| 4 | Sat 2 Sep 2023 | 81-3 v Brighton & Hove AlbionBrighton & Hove Albion 3-1 Newcastle United | Premier League |
| 5 | Tue 19 Sep 2023 | 80-0 v AC MilanAC Milan 0-0 Newcastle United | UEFA Champions League Group F |
| 6 | Sun 24 Sep 2023 | 88-0 v Sheffield UnitedSheffield United 0-8 Newcastle United | Premier League |
| 7 | Wed 27 Sep 2023 | 8 1-0 v Manchester CityNewcastle United 1-0 Manchester City | Carabao Cup Third Round |
| 8 | Sat 30 Sep 2023 | 82-0 v BurnleyNewcastle United 2-0 Burnley | Premier League |
| 9 | Wed 4 Oct 2023 | 84-1 v Paris St GermainNewcastle United 4-1 Paris St Germain | UEFA Champions League Group F |
| 10 | Sun 8 Oct 2023 | 82-2 v West Ham UnitedWest Ham United 2-2 Newcastle United | Premier League |
| 11 | Sat 21 Oct 2023 | 84-0 v Crystal PalaceNewcastle United 4-0 Crystal Palace | Premier League |
| 12 | Wed 25 Oct 2023 | 80-1 v Borussia DortmundNewcastle United 0-1 Borussia Dortmund | UEFA Champions League Group F |
Football Web Pages