| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 34-1 v South ParkHastings United 4-1 South Park | Ryman League Division One South |
| 2 | Sun 21 Aug 2016 | 112-0 v Cray Valley Paper MillsCray Valley Paper Mills 0-2 Hastings United | Emirates FA Cup Preliminary Round |
| 3 | Mon 29 Aug 2016 | 72-0 v East Grinstead TownHastings United 2-0 East Grinstead Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 4 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 112-0 v Camberley TownCamberley Town 0-2 Hastings United | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 5 | Tue 6 Sep 2016 | 31-1 v SittingbourneHastings United 1-1 Sittingbourne | Ryman League Division One South |
| 6 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 33-0 v Godalming TownHastings United 3-0 Godalming Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 7 | Tue 11 Oct 2016 | 121-2 v MargateHastings United 1-2 Margate | Emirates FA Cup Third Qualifying Round Replay |
| 8 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 36-1 v GuernseyHastings United 6-1 Guernsey | Ryman League Division One South |
| 9 | Tue 18 Oct 2016 | 37-0 v Herne BayHastings United 7-0 Herne Bay | Ryman League Division One South |
| 10 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 34-0 v WhyteleafeWhyteleafe 0-4 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 11 | Wed 26 Oct 2016 | 32-3 v Walton CasualsWalton Casuals 3-2 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 12 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 34-0 v Aylesbury UnitedHastings United 4-0 Aylesbury United | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 13 | Sat 5 Nov 2016 | 34-4 v Carshalton AthleticCarshalton Athletic 4-4 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 14 | Tue 8 Nov 2016 | 81-1 v Faversham TownFaversham Town 1-1 Hastings United | Alan Turvey Trophy Second Round |
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