| 1 | Sat 13 Aug 2016 | 24-1 v South ParkHastings United 4-1 South Park | Ryman League Division One South |
| 2 | Tue 16 Aug 2016 | 21-1 v Herne BayHerne Bay 1-1 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 3 | Sun 21 Aug 2016 | 22-0 v Cray Valley Paper MillsCray Valley Paper Mills 0-2 Hastings United | Emirates FA Cup Preliminary Round |
| 4 | Sat 3 Sep 2016 | 52-0 v Camberley TownCamberley Town 0-2 Hastings United | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 5 | Tue 6 Sep 2016 | 61-1 v SittingbourneHastings United 1-1 Sittingbourne | Ryman League Division One South |
| 6 | Sat 10 Sep 2016 | 63-0 v Godalming TownHastings United 3-0 Godalming Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 7 | Tue 13 Sep 2016 | 61-1 v Herne BayHerne Bay 1-1 Hastings United | Alan Turvey Trophy First Round |
| 8 | Sat 17 Sep 2016 | 51-0 v Barton RoversBarton Rovers 0-1 Hastings United | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 9 | Sat 24 Sep 2016 | 61-2 v Dorking WanderersDorking Wanderers 2-1 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 10 | Tue 27 Sep 2016 | 62-3 v Greenwich BoroughGreenwich Borough 3-2 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 11 | Tue 4 Oct 2016 | 22-2 v MargateMargate 2-2 Hastings United | Emirates FA Cup Third Qualifying Round |
| 12 | Sat 8 Oct 2016 | 53-0 v RamsgateRamsgate 0-3 Hastings United | FA Trophy Preliminary Round |
| 13 | Tue 11 Oct 2016 | 21-2 v MargateHastings United 1-2 Margate | Emirates FA Cup Third Qualifying Round Replay |
| 14 | Sat 15 Oct 2016 | 56-1 v GuernseyHastings United 6-1 Guernsey | Ryman League Division One South |
| 15 | Tue 18 Oct 2016 | 57-0 v Herne BayHastings United 7-0 Herne Bay | Ryman League Division One South |
| 16 | Sat 22 Oct 2016 | 54-0 v WhyteleafeWhyteleafe 0-4 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 17 | Wed 26 Oct 2016 | 52-3 v Walton CasualsWalton Casuals 3-2 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 18 | Sat 29 Oct 2016 | 24-0 v Aylesbury UnitedHastings United 4-0 Aylesbury United | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 19 | Tue 8 Nov 2016 | 61-1 v Faversham TownFaversham Town 1-1 Hastings United | Alan Turvey Trophy Second Round |
| 20 | Sat 12 Nov 2016 | 21-1 v South ParkHastings United 1-1 South Park | FA Trophy Second Qualifying Round |
| 21 | Sat 19 Nov 2016 | 57-0 v Chatham TownChatham Town 0-7 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 22 | Tue 22 Nov 2016 | 23-0 v Greenwich BoroughHastings United 3-0 Greenwich Borough | Ryman League Division One South |
| 23 | Sat 3 Dec 2016 | 22-4 v Dorking WanderersHastings United 2-4 Dorking Wanderers | Ryman League Division One South |
| 24 | Sat 10 Dec 2016 | 63-4 v Corinthian-CasualsHastings United 3-4 Corinthian-Casuals | Ryman League Division One South |
| 25 | Sat 17 Dec 2016 | 34-0 v Tooting & Mitcham UnitedTooting & Mitcham United 0-4 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 26 | Tue 20 Dec 2016 | 21-0 v Faversham TownHastings United 1-0 Faversham Town | Ryman League Division One South |
| 27 | Mon 26 Dec 2016 | 23-0 v LewesHastings United 3-0 Lewes | Ryman League Division One South |
| 28 | Sat 31 Dec 2016 | 24-2 v SittingbourneSittingbourne 2-4 Hastings United | Ryman League Division One South |
| 29 | Tue 10 Jan 2017 | 153-2 v Three BridgesHastings United 3-2 Three Bridges | Ryman League Division One South |
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