| 1 | Sat 2 Sep 2023 | 11-0 v Brentwood TownHashtag United 1-0 Brentwood Town | Emirates FA Cup First Qualifying Round |
| 2 | Sat 9 Sep 2023 | 12-2 v KingstonianHashtag United 2-2 Kingstonian | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 16 Sep 2023 | 10-1 v Needham MarketHashtag United 0-1 Needham Market | Emirates FA Cup Second Qualifying Round |
| 4 | Sat 23 Sep 2023 | 12-0 v Wingate & FinchleyHashtag United 2-0 Wingate & Finchley | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 5 | Mon 25 Sep 2023 | 11-0 v Carshalton AthleticCarshalton Athletic 0-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 7 Oct 2023 | 10-2 v South Park (Reigate)South Park (Reigate) 2-0 Hashtag United | Isuzu FA Trophy Third Qualifying Round |
| 7 | Sat 21 Oct 2023 | 11-1 v MargateMargate 1-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 8 | Mon 23 Oct 2023 | 11-1 v Chatham TownHashtag United 1-1 Chatham Town | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 28 Oct 2023 | 13-6 v Enfield TownEnfield Town 6-3 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 10 | Mon 11 Dec 2023 | 13-1 v Braintree TownHashtag United 3-1 Braintree Town | Essex County Cup Fourth Round |
| 11 | Sat 16 Dec 2023 | 11-0 v Cray WanderersHashtag United 1-0 Cray Wanderers | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 12 | Mon 18 Dec 2023 | 17-2 v Brightlingsea RegentHashtag United 7-2 Brightlingsea Regent | Velocity Cup Fourth Round |
| 13 | Tue 26 Dec 2023 | 14-1 v Haringey BoroughHaringey Borough 1-4 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 30 Dec 2023 | 13-1 v Folkestone InvictaFolkestone Invicta 1-3 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 15 | Mon 1 Jan 2024 | 10-3 v HornchurchHashtag United 0-3 Hornchurch | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
| 16 | Sat 6 Jan 2024 | 11-2 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 2-1 Hashtag United | Isthmian League - Premier Division |
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