| 1 | Sat 10 Aug 2013 | 62-2 v Bury TownEast Thurrock United 2-2 Bury Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Sat 17 Aug 2013 | 60-3 v KingstonianKingstonian 3-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Tue 17 Sep 2013 | 161-2 v AFC HornchurchEast Thurrock United 1-2 AFC Hornchurch | FA Cup with Budweiser First Qualifying Round Replay |
| 4 | Wed 2 Oct 2013 | 60-1 v RomfordRomford 1-0 East Thurrock United | Robert Dyas League Cup Second Round |
| 5 | Sat 5 Oct 2013 | 150-1 v Thamesmead TownThamesmead Town 1-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Sat 19 Oct 2013 | 80-0 v Eastbourne TownEastbourne Town 0-0 East Thurrock United | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round |
| 7 | Sat 26 Oct 2013 | 51-2 v LeistonEast Thurrock United 1-2 Leiston | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Tue 29 Oct 2013 | 146-2 v Eastbourne TownEast Thurrock United 6-2 Eastbourne Town | FA Trophy First Qualifying Round Replay |
| 9 | Sat 23 Nov 2013 | 122-2 v HendonHendon 2-2 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Tue 26 Nov 2013 | 122-1 v Metropolitan PoliceMetropolitan Police 1-2 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Sat 21 Dec 2013 | 60-0 v Bury TownBury Town 0-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Thu 26 Dec 2013 | 122-3 v Carshalton AthleticEast Thurrock United 2-3 Carshalton Athletic | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 13 | Sat 28 Dec 2013 | 102-2 v LewesLewes 2-2 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 14 | Sat 11 Jan 2014 | 61-3 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 3-1 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 15 | Sat 18 Jan 2014 | 61-1 v Enfield TownEast Thurrock United 1-1 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 16 | Tue 21 Jan 2014 | 80-3 v Lowestoft TownLowestoft Town 3-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 17 | Sat 22 Feb 2014 | 60-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 18 | Tue 25 Feb 2014 | 62-0 v KingstonianEast Thurrock United 2-0 Kingstonian | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 19 | Sat 1 Mar 2014 | 63-1 v Thamesmead TownEast Thurrock United 3-1 Thamesmead Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 20 | Sat 8 Mar 2014 | 40-1 v Wingate & FinchleyEast Thurrock United 0-1 Wingate & Finchley | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 21 | Sat 15 Mar 2014 | 40-5 v WealdstoneWealdstone 5-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 22 | Sat 22 Mar 2014 | 146-1 v HendonEast Thurrock United 6-1 Hendon | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 23 | Tue 25 Mar 2014 | 120-1 v Hampton & Richmond BoroughHampton & Richmond Borough 1-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 24 | Sat 29 Mar 2014 | 61-1 v Maidstone UnitedMaidstone United 1-1 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 25 | Tue 1 Apr 2014 | 61-3 v Harrow BoroughEast Thurrock United 1-3 Harrow Borough | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 26 | Thu 3 Apr 2014 | 140-3 v WealdstoneEast Thurrock United 0-3 Wealdstone | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 27 | Sat 5 Apr 2014 | 62-0 v Canvey IslandEast Thurrock United 2-0 Canvey Island | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 28 | Tue 8 Apr 2014 | 61-4 v MargateEast Thurrock United 1-4 Margate | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 29 | Sat 12 Apr 2014 | 61-3 v LeistonLeiston 3-1 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 30 | Sat 19 Apr 2014 | 141-1 v Metropolitan PoliceEast Thurrock United 1-1 Metropolitan Police | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 31 | Mon 21 Apr 2014 | 125-3 v Enfield TownEnfield Town 3-5 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 32 | Sat 26 Apr 2014 | 64-2 v Bognor Regis TownEast Thurrock United 4-2 Bognor Regis Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
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