| 1 | Sat 28 Dec 2013 | 42-2 v LewesLewes 2-2 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 2 | Sat 11 Jan 2014 | 51-3 v Bognor Regis TownBognor Regis Town 3-1 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 3 | Sat 18 Jan 2014 | 51-1 v Enfield TownEast Thurrock United 1-1 Enfield Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 4 | Tue 21 Jan 2014 | 60-3 v Lowestoft TownLowestoft Town 3-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 5 | Sat 25 Jan 2014 | 41-2 v AFC HornchurchEast Thurrock United 1-2 AFC Hornchurch | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 6 | Tue 4 Feb 2014 | 61-4 v Dulwich HamletEast Thurrock United 1-4 Dulwich Hamlet | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 7 | Sat 22 Feb 2014 | 40-3 v Dulwich HamletDulwich Hamlet 3-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 8 | Tue 25 Feb 2014 | 42-0 v KingstonianEast Thurrock United 2-0 Kingstonian | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 9 | Sat 1 Mar 2014 | 43-1 v Thamesmead TownEast Thurrock United 3-1 Thamesmead Town | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 10 | Sat 8 Mar 2014 | 60-1 v Wingate & FinchleyEast Thurrock United 0-1 Wingate & Finchley | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 11 | Wed 12 Mar 2014 | 60-2 v Grays AthleticGrays Athletic 2-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
| 12 | Sat 15 Mar 2014 | 60-5 v WealdstoneWealdstone 5-0 East Thurrock United | Ryman League Premier Division |
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